- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

To have the ability to piss off the police

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to turn water into wine.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

the power to die

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

Pointless Super Powers