the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to poop without wiping

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!