The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to poop without wiping

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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Nothing

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!