The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to have no power

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!