- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to flush toilets with your mind

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to poop glue.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

Pointless Super Powers