- Pointless Super Powers

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to only be obesely fat.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The ability to be heard in space

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to die at will

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to control the weather, but only in space

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to see through glass

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to write pointless superpowers

From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!