Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The ability to be heard in space

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to die at will

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to write pointless superpowers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!