The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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the ability to levitate

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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power to age faster

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!