To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!