- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the ability to blow yourself

Nope. Just nope.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to shrink boobs

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to half transform to something.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

Pointless Super Powers