The power to be gay on command.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!