the power to get in the van

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to never come into existence

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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open up pickles glass

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!