The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!