The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to read your own mind

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the power to get married

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the power to jizz money

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!