the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the ability to blow yourself

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!