The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to ignore useful information

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power drown in water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!