The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to read this sentence

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to break a Nokia

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to die

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The power to not see anything

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!