be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to die on command.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!