The power to eat your own head.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to poop without wiping

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to die on command.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!