The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!