Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!