- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

the ability to levitate

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power of hindsight

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to be asleep while in bed

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

Pointless Super Powers