The power to poop without wiping

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The ability to poop glue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!