- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of the worst superpower.

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power to change your eye color.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to be a snail

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

75% levitation

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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Pointless Super Powers