The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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75% levitation

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!