- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to stop masturbating every day

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to obey gravity

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

being black

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

Pointless Super Powers