The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!