The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!