The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!