- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to wish you had a power

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to obey gravity

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

Having taste buds in your anus.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

Pointless Super Powers