- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to die on the spot

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

Pointless Super Powers