- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to read your own mind

the power to get wider by eating junk food

the power to hovertate

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

the power to get married

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to a nokia phone.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

the power to half transform to something.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to ignore useful information

Pointless Super Powers