- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to absolutely nothing

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to look at Sun.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

Pointless Super Powers