The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!