The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power of bad luck

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to self destruct

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!