- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to die on command.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to be a snail

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to like Justin Bieber

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

the power to make your nipples dissappear

Pointless Super Powers