Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to predict the present

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!