the power to fly in space

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to speak to toasters

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to rite liek dis

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power of bad luck

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to block your own powers

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!