the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!