- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power of hindsight

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to fly in tornadoes

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

Pointless Super Powers