The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to predict the present

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!