- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

to do nothing

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The ability to be poor for life

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

open up pickles glass

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to like Justin Bieber

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

Pointless Super Powers