The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!