The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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Nothing

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!