the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to predict the present

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to catch em' all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!