- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to have gravity.

yo mama

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The ability to pull open push only doors

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

Vanilla scented blood

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

Pointless Super Powers