- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to have gravity.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

Pointless Super Powers