The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

Vanilla scented blood

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to look TV

The ability to change the color of your poop

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

The power to die

The power to eat your own head.

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!