The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to digest corn.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!