The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to look TV

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to die

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The power to eat your own head.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!