The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!