The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power to read your own mind

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!