The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!