The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!