The power to swim on land.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!