The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to digest corn.

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yo mama

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to eat socks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!