being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!