- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to even

The power to be alone

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

Pointless Super Powers