The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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being black

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!