The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to never come into existence

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!