the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!