the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power of bad luck

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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I'm a giant di

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to rotten food.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the power to turn retarted

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!