The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power of hindsight

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!