The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to die on command.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to get fat in America

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!