- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die on command.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to convert metric to imperial

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to eat socks

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to die instantly

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The ability to self destruct at will.

The ability to poop glue.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

Pointless Super Powers