- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to poo without wiping.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to smell whore

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the power to become translucent

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

the power to read this sentence

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power of learning

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

Pointless Super Powers