The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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mint berry crunch

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to read your own mind

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!