- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to swallow instead of spit

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to read your own mind

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

the power to get married

the power to jizz money

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

Pointless Super Powers