The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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75% levitation

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power... to move you.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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ability to run very fast forever

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!