The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to predict the present

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!