- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to predict the present

The power to keep up with the kardashians

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the power to be friends with Donald trump

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

Pointless Super Powers