The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the ability to levitate

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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the power to do nothing

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!