- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

Nothing

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

Nope. Just nope.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

the power to get married

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

Pointless Super Powers