The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to swim on land.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to read your own mind

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Vanilla scented blood

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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power to age faster

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!