- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

+100

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

+86

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

+84

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

+84

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

+82

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

+82

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

+82

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

+82

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to digest corn.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to even

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to lose all your limbs

open up pickles glass

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.