The power to eat your own head.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!