- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to even

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

the ability to levitate

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power of hindsight

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

Pointless Super Powers